The Italian Book Keeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has
cheated him out of 10 million bucks...Enzo the bookkeeper
is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first
place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that
he might have to ever testify about in court. When the Godfather
goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, He
takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the
10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money
is.
Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking
about."The lawyer Tells the Godfather, "He says
he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather
pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask
Him again!"
The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't
tell him.."Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The
money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in
my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls
to pull the trigger."
